Merch

Everything is sold out. It's not our fault you weren't paying attention.

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Terror Ride T-Shirt (Black on Black)

You literally cannot see the logo. Perfect.

$45

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Terror Ride T-Shirt (Blacker)

Even less visible than the first one.

$52

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PCC Vinyl, Limited Edition

We pressed 3 copies. We kept one. You do the math.

$200

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⛓

Ricky's Chainsaw (Stage Prop, Signed)

FAA approved. Sort of. No refunds.

$666

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Bag of Splinters

Jules' Broken Drumstick Set

Comes in a zip-lock. Includes a band-aid.

$89

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Mara's
Pick

Mara's Guitar Pick (Slightly Cursed)

Left-handed. Non-transferable. Consequences not included.

$120

Terror Ride Hoodie, Black

Logo front. Heavy cotton. Smells like the van.

$85

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Terror Ride Hoodie

One size: Large. Non-negotiable.

$85

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Empty
Bottle

Ricky's Stage Whiskey (Empty Bottle)

Residual whiskey not guaranteed. Residual Ricky very likely.

$199

CERTIFICATE
OF
INCONVENIENCE

Certificate of Inconvenience, Official

Proof you survived a Terror Ride show. Suitable for framing. Printable.

$0.00